Squier Telecaster guitar and Squier Precision Bass guitar.
I can't really play either of these, especially the bass, but they're useful for samples. The bass was given to me (thanks Bridget) and the guitar was very cheap in a shop on Denmark Street. They are both copies of Fender products and as far as I am concerned, they are extremely good. I've certainly come across Fender Telecasters that are less fun to play than my cheapo Squier.
Guitar - chicken-grease guitar through the SE-50.
Bass - double-tracked bass guitar with drum sounds from the K2000.
Squier website here